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Pet death

My step-auntie Doris had their beloved pet labrador 🐕 Daenerys eaten by …

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a bull 🐮 a hippo 🦛 a warthog 🐗 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a pufferfish 🐡 a hyena 🐺 an elephant 🐘 a velociraptor 🦖 an ostrich 🐦 a crocodile 🐊

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