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Pet death

My step-auntie Doris had their beloved pet labrador 🐕 Akira eaten by …

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a hippo 🦛 a cow 🐮 a bull 🐮 an elephant 🐘 a pufferfish 🐡 a rhinoceros 🦏 a lion 🦁 a crocodile 🐊 a warthog 🐗 a venomous snake 🐍

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