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Pet death

My step-auntie Doris had their beloved pet labrador 🐕 Hermoine eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a crocodile 🐊 a cheetah 😺 a tiger 🐯 a pufferfish 🐡 an ostrich 🐦 a velociraptor 🦖 a lynx 😺 a hyena 🐺 an elephant 🐘 a cow 🐮

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