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Pet death

My step-auntie Doris had their beloved pet kitten 🐱 Pebbles eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a lynx 😺 a warthog 🐗 an ostrich 🐦 a turkey 🦃 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a cow 🐮 a lion 🦁 a bull 🐮 a wild boar 🐗 a venomous snake 🐍

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