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Pet death

My step-auntie Doris had their beloved pet kitten 🐱 Roxy eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a pufferfish 🐡 a warthog 🐗 a rhinoceros 🦏 a crocodile 🐊 a hyena 🐺 a velociraptor 🦖 a bear 🐻 a cheetah 😺 a wild boar 🐗 a hippo 🦛

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