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Pet death

My step-auntie Doris had their beloved pet kitten 🐱 Gus eaten by …

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a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a lion 🦁 an elephant 🐘 a bull 🐮 a lynx 😺 a cheetah 😺 a hyena 🐺 a warthog 🐗 a hippo 🦛 a crocodile 🐊

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