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Pet death

My step-auntie Doris had their beloved pet kitten 🐱 Champ eaten by …

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a tiger 🐯 an ostrich 🐦 a rhinoceros 🦏 a warthog 🐗 a turkey 🦃 a cow 🐮 a lynx 😺 a venomous snake 🐍 a velociraptor 🦖 an elephant 🐘

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