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Pet death

My step-auntie Doris had their beloved pet kitten 🐱 Oscar eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a velociraptor 🦖 a cheetah 😺 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a cow 🐮 a tiger 🐯 a venomous snake 🐍 a rhinoceros 🦏 an elephant 🐘 a bull 🐮 a hippo 🦛

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