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Pet death

My step-auntie Doris had their beloved pet kitten 🐱 Oscar eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a lynx 😺 an elephant 🐘 a warthog 🐗 a velociraptor 🦖 a venomous snake 🐍 a pufferfish 🐡 a tiger 🐯 a turkey 🦃 a lion 🦁 a crocodile 🐊

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