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Pet death

My step-auntie Doris had their beloved pet kitten 🐱 Professor Wibble eaten by …

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a cow 🐮 a hippo 🦛 a velociraptor 🦖 a bear 🐻 an elephant 🐘 a lion 🦁 a wild boar 🐗 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a venomous snake 🐍 a lynx 😺

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