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Pet death

My step-auntie Doris had their beloved pet kitten 🐱 Dr Wibble eaten by …

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a velociraptor 🦖 a wild boar 🐗 a lion 🦁 a cow 🐮 a cheetah 😺 a bull 🐮 an elephant 🐘 a bear 🐻 a warthog 🐗 a venomous snake 🐍

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