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Pet death

My step-auntie Doris had their beloved pet kitten 🐱 Mr Wibble eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

an ostrich 🐦 a venomous snake 🐍 an elephant 🐘 a rhinoceros 🦏 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a bull 🐮 a warthog 🐗 a crocodile 🐊 a lynx 😺 a bear 🐻

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