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Pet death

My step-auntie Doris had their beloved pet kitten 🐱 Loki eaten by …

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a hippo 🦛 a crocodile 🐊 a velociraptor 🦖 a bull 🐮 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a lynx 😺 an elephant 🐘 a tiger 🐯 a wild boar 🐗 a pufferfish 🐡

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