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Pet death

My step-auntie Doris had their beloved pet kitten 🐱 Teddy eaten by …

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a warthog 🐗 a hyena 🐺 an ostrich 🐦 a wild boar 🐗 a pufferfish 🐡 a cow 🐮 a crocodile 🐊 a venomous snake 🐍 a cheetah 😺 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝

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