Sorry I'm late today

Pet death

My step-auntie Doris had their beloved pet kitten 🐱 Rt Hon Stink eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a cheetah 😺 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a tiger 🐯 a rhinoceros 🦏 an ostrich 🐦 a bull 🐮 a lion 🦁 a venomous snake 🐍 a crocodile 🐊 a lynx 😺

Privacy policy. This silliness was made by Dan.