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Pet death

My step-auntie Doris had their beloved pet kitten 🐱 Mr Stink eaten by …

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a hippo 🦛 a crocodile 🐊 a cow 🐮 a wild boar 🐗 a turkey 🦃 a venomous snake 🐍 a cheetah 😺 an ostrich 🐦 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a bull 🐮

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