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Pet death

My step-auntie Doris had their beloved pet kitten 🐱 Alfie eaten by …

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a hyena 🐺 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a wild boar 🐗 a velociraptor 🦖 a venomous snake 🐍 a crocodile 🐊 a pufferfish 🐡 a rhinoceros 🦏 a turkey 🦃 a lynx 😺

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