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Pet death

My step-auntie Doris had their beloved pet kitten 🐱 Frodo eaten by …

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a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a pufferfish 🐡 a wild boar 🐗 a tiger 🐯 a velociraptor 🦖 a hyena 🐺 a rhinoceros 🦏 a turkey 🦃 a hippo 🦛 a bear 🐻

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