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Pet death

My step-auntie Doris had their beloved pet kitten 🐱 Akira eaten by …

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a rhinoceros 🦏 a wild boar 🐗 an ostrich 🐦 a turkey 🦃 a hippo 🦛 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a warthog 🐗 a tiger 🐯 a velociraptor 🦖 a pufferfish 🐡

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