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Pet death

My step-auntie Doris had their beloved pet kitten 🐱 Hermoine eaten by …

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a bear 🐻 a bull 🐮 a pufferfish 🐡 a crocodile 🐊 a warthog 🐗 a lion 🦁 a rhinoceros 🦏 a wild boar 🐗 an elephant 🐘 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝

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