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Pet death

My step-auntie Doris had their beloved pet kitten 🐱 Worf eaten by …

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a cheetah 😺 a hippo 🦛 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a velociraptor 🦖 a rhinoceros 🦏 an elephant 🐘 a crocodile 🐊 a lion 🦁 a hyena 🐺 a bull 🐮

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