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Pet death

My step-auntie Doris had their beloved pet poodle 🐩 Roxy eaten by …

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a cheetah 😺 a bull 🐮 a velociraptor 🦖 a lion 🦁 a warthog 🐗 a venomous snake 🐍 a hyena 🐺 a bear 🐻 a wild boar 🐗 a lynx 😺

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