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Pet death

My step-auntie Doris had their beloved pet poodle 🐩 Minnie eaten by …

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an elephant 🐘 a tiger 🐯 an ostrich 🐦 a cheetah 😺 a hippo 🦛 a hyena 🐺 a warthog 🐗 a rhinoceros 🦏 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a bear 🐻

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