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Pet death

My step-auntie Doris had their beloved pet poodle 🐩 Stella eaten by …

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a bull 🐮 an elephant 🐘 a hippo 🦛 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a rhinoceros 🦏 a lynx 😺 a tiger 🐯 a lion 🦁 a bear 🐻 a venomous snake 🐍

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