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Pet death

My step-auntie Doris had their beloved pet poodle 🐩 Professor Wibble eaten by …

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a hyena 🐺 a turkey 🦃 a cow 🐮 a lion 🦁 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a velociraptor 🦖 a crocodile 🐊 a cheetah 😺 a hippo 🦛 an elephant 🐘

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