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Pet death

My step-auntie Doris had their beloved pet poodle 🐩 Rt Hon Wibble eaten by …

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a lynx 😺 a warthog 🐗 a velociraptor 🦖 a bear 🐻 a tiger 🐯 a lion 🦁 an elephant 🐘 a wild boar 🐗 a rhinoceros 🦏 a hippo 🦛

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