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Pet death

My step-auntie Doris had their beloved pet poodle 🐩 Dr Wibble eaten by …

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a velociraptor 🦖 a tiger 🐯 a lynx 😺 a cow 🐮 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 an elephant 🐘 a turkey 🦃 a hyena 🐺 a cheetah 😺 a bull 🐮

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