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Pet death

My step-auntie Doris had their beloved pet poodle 🐩 Miss Wibble eaten by …

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an ostrich 🐦 a pufferfish 🐡 a crocodile 🐊 a lion 🦁 a bear 🐻 a velociraptor 🦖 a hyena 🐺 a venomous snake 🐍 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 an elephant 🐘

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