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Pet death

My step-auntie Doris had their beloved pet poodle 🐩 Mrs Wibble eaten by …

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a velociraptor 🦖 an ostrich 🐦 a cow 🐮 a crocodile 🐊 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a lynx 😺 a rhinoceros 🦏 a warthog 🐗 a lion 🦁 an elephant 🐘

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