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Pet death

My step-auntie Doris had their beloved pet poodle 🐩 Mr Wibble eaten by …

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a lion 🦁 a hippo 🦛 a rhinoceros 🦏 a crocodile 🐊 a bear 🐻 a hyena 🐺 a pufferfish 🐡 a cow 🐮 a wild boar 🐗 a lynx 😺

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