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Pet death

My step-auntie Doris had their beloved pet poodle 🐩 Rufus eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a bull 🐮 a venomous snake 🐍 a wild boar 🐗 a lynx 😺 a turkey 🦃 a cheetah 😺 a velociraptor 🦖 a warthog 🐗 a pufferfish 🐡 a tiger 🐯

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