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Pet death

My step-auntie Doris had their beloved pet poodle 🐩 Thor eaten by …

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a wild boar 🐗 a hippo 🦛 a warthog 🐗 an ostrich 🐦 a hyena 🐺 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a bull 🐮 a rhinoceros 🦏 a crocodile 🐊 a cheetah 😺

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