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Pet death

My step-auntie Doris had their beloved pet poodle 🐩 Loki eaten by …

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a turkey 🦃 an ostrich 🐦 a warthog 🐗 a velociraptor 🦖 a wild boar 🐗 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a rhinoceros 🦏 a cow 🐮 a lion 🦁 a tiger 🐯

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