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Pet death

My step-auntie Doris had their beloved pet poodle 🐩 Dexter eaten by …

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a rhinoceros 🦏 a crocodile 🐊 an elephant 🐘 a warthog 🐗 a turkey 🦃 a velociraptor 🦖 an ostrich 🐦 a bear 🐻 a cow 🐮 a venomous snake 🐍

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