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Pet death

My step-auntie Doris had their beloved pet poodle 🐩 Jelly eaten by …

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a rhinoceros 🦏 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a tiger 🐯 a velociraptor 🦖 an elephant 🐘 a cow 🐮 a venomous snake 🐍 a pufferfish 🐡 a cheetah 😺 a turkey 🦃

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