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Pet death

My step-auntie Doris had their beloved pet poodle 🐩 Misty eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a rhinoceros 🦏 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a hippo 🦛 a lynx 😺 a wild boar 🐗 a warthog 🐗 an elephant 🐘 a venomous snake 🐍 a cheetah 😺 a pufferfish 🐡

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