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Pet death

My step-auntie Doris had their beloved pet poodle 🐩 Simba eaten by …

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a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a lynx 😺 a velociraptor 🦖 a warthog 🐗 a tiger 🐯 a bull 🐮 a cow 🐮 a cheetah 😺 a rhinoceros 🦏 a pufferfish 🐡

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