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Pet death

My step-auntie Doris had their beloved pet poodle 🐩 Maggie eaten by …

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a cheetah 😺 an ostrich 🐦 a crocodile 🐊 a turkey 🦃 a lion 🦁 a venomous snake 🐍 a hyena 🐺 an elephant 🐘 a velociraptor 🦖 a wild boar 🐗

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