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Pet death

My step-auntie Doris had their beloved pet poodle 🐩 Bella eaten by …

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an ostrich 🐦 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a crocodile 🐊 a lion 🦁 a hyena 🐺 a wild boar 🐗 a venomous snake 🐍 a turkey 🦃 an elephant 🐘 a tiger 🐯

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