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Pet death

My step-auntie Doris had their beloved pet poodle 🐩 Twilight Sparkle eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a hippo 🦛 a lion 🦁 a bull 🐮 a velociraptor 🦖 a lynx 😺 a wild boar 🐗 a rhinoceros 🦏 a cow 🐮 a turkey 🦃 a bear 🐻

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