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Pet death

My step-auntie Doris had their beloved pet poodle 🐩 Hermoine eaten by …

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a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a bear 🐻 a lion 🦁 a lynx 😺 an ostrich 🐦 an elephant 🐘 a velociraptor 🦖 a pufferfish 🐡 a rhinoceros 🦏 a hyena 🐺

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