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Pet death

My step-auntie Doris had their beloved pet poodle 🐩 Spock eaten by …

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a hyena 🐺 a warthog 🐗 a cheetah 😺 an elephant 🐘 a cow 🐮 a crocodile 🐊 a hippo 🦛 a wild boar 🐗 an ostrich 🐦 a rhinoceros 🦏

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