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Pet death

My step-auntie Doris had their beloved pet pug 🐶 Princess eaten by …

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a bear 🐻 a turkey 🦃 a hyena 🐺 an elephant 🐘 an ostrich 🐦 a pufferfish 🐡 a cow 🐮 a bull 🐮 a wild boar 🐗 a rhinoceros 🦏

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