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Pet death

My step-auntie Doris had their beloved pet pug 🐶 Izzy eaten by …

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a hippo 🦛 a cheetah 😺 a velociraptor 🦖 a turkey 🦃 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a wild boar 🐗 a warthog 🐗 a bull 🐮 a crocodile 🐊 a lion 🦁

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