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Pet death

My step-auntie Doris had their beloved pet pug 🐶 Ginger eaten by …

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a turkey 🦃 a bear 🐻 an ostrich 🐦 a crocodile 🐊 a velociraptor 🦖 a tiger 🐯 a pufferfish 🐡 a cheetah 😺 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a cow 🐮

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