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Pet death

My step-auntie Doris had their beloved pet pug 🐶 Missy eaten by …

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a warthog 🐗 a cow 🐮 a lion 🦁 a wild boar 🐗 an elephant 🐘 a venomous snake 🐍 a crocodile 🐊 a hippo 🦛 a hyena 🐺 a pufferfish 🐡

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