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Pet death

My step-auntie Doris had their beloved pet pug 🐶 Maya eaten by …

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a wild boar 🐗 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a cheetah 😺 a bear 🐻 a rhinoceros 🦏 a lion 🦁 a tiger 🐯 a hippo 🦛 a velociraptor 🦖 a crocodile 🐊

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