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Pet death

My step-auntie Doris had their beloved pet pug 🐶 Rocky eaten by …

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a hyena 🐺 a tiger 🐯 a hippo 🦛 a warthog 🐗 an ostrich 🐦 a lion 🦁 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a bull 🐮 a turkey 🦃 a bear 🐻

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