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Pet death

My step-auntie Doris had their beloved pet pug 🐶 Sparky eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a warthog 🐗 a lion 🦁 a lynx 😺 a turkey 🦃 a venomous snake 🐍 an elephant 🐘 a wild boar 🐗 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a hyena 🐺 a crocodile 🐊

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