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Pet death

My step-auntie Doris had their beloved pet pug 🐶 Murphy eaten by …

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a tiger 🐯 a hippo 🦛 an elephant 🐘 a turkey 🦃 a crocodile 🐊 a bull 🐮 a warthog 🐗 a cow 🐮 a hyena 🐺 a lynx 😺

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