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Pet death

My step-auntie Doris had their beloved pet pug 🐶 Snort eaten by …

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a lion 🦁 a warthog 🐗 a lynx 😺 a crocodile 🐊 a hippo 🦛 a turkey 🦃 a pufferfish 🐡 a rhinoceros 🦏 a venomous snake 🐍 a cow 🐮

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